Funny New Year's Resolutions - Silly and Hilarious Ideas

Are you wondering what some funny New Year's resolutions are?

Each year on January 1st, people around the world make resolutions to improve their lives in some way.

While many people enter into this time honored tradition with great intentions, others look at it as a fun and harmless endeavor that is destined to be broken before the first month of the year is out. Others look at it as a way of having a great deal of fun.

If you want to make some New Year's resolutions that are not as serious as ones in the past, you may want to consider these funny New Year's resolutions. This list is just some suggestions. Come up with your own silly and funny New Year's resolutions to put a smile on your face and those of the people around you.

  • I resolve to spend 8 hours per day watching TV rather than the 7.5 I currently spend.

  • I will only surf the internet in my pajamas from now on (even it means not changing clothes all day).

  • I will make sure the toilet paper is on the dispenser the right way so my wife won't get mad at me.

  • I will stop all that foolish exercising and do something more productive like watch "The Biggest Loser" on TV.

  • I will double the amount of minutes I use on my cell phone each month even if it means having overage charges.

  • I will develop a new habit like biting my nails or smoking.

  • I will eat out more so I won't waste all that time doing dishes anymore.

  • I will have my kids sleep in the outfit they are going to wear to school the next day so they can sleep an extra fifteen minutes each morning.

  • I will teach my toddler to change his/her own diaper.

    Have you thought of your own funny New Year's resolution yet?

  • I will not let my bangs (hair fringe) cover my eyes before I decide to trim them.

  • I will not close a bank account a week after opening it and will actually try to put money in it on a regular basis.

  • I will not drive more than 10 miles per hour over the speed limit (unless it's really late at night and there's no one on the road in front of me).

  • I will come up with much more creative reasons for skipping work than the usual "I'm sick" excuse.

  • I will not make up family funerals in order to get out of work.

  • I will only eat one chocolate bar per day (unless it's a high stress day in which all bets are off).

  • I will not try to read as much because it just clogs the brain with useless tidbits that will only help if I ever appear on "Jeopardy."

  • I will stop screaming out the answers to the "Wheel of Fortune" puzzles. (They can't hear me anyway.)

Whatever you decide to resolve to do this New Year's, have fun with it. Don't focus on the negatives in your life. Look at your great sense of humor and how you can apply that to your own funny New Year's resolutions.

Gather your friends and family together and make it into a contest to see who can come up with the most outrageous resolution for the coming year. Have fun with your funny New Year's resolutions and Happy New Year!

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