Funny Valentine's Day Jokes - Bring Some Humor to this Day of Love
Are you looking for some funny Valentine's Day jokes to inject some humor into this special day?
Valentine's Day is a day that many couples look forward to throughout the year. It is a time to celebrate love and life. Couples take pride in showing their love toward one another in creative and thoughtful ways.
Valentine's Day does not always have to be serious, though. Plenty of people like to have a handful of Valentine's Day jokes to throw around. Here are some Valentine's Day jokes that we found on several websites that you can use this Valentine's Day. We hope they help provide the humor that you are seeking.
Q: What did the light bulb say to the switch?
Q: What would you get if you crossed Odie with the God of love?
Q: What is a vampire's sweetheart called?
Q: What happens when you fall in love with a French chef?
Q: What travels around the world but stays in one corner?
Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope?
Q: What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?
Q: What did one snake say to the other snake?
Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?
Q: What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
Q: Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Q: Did Adam and Eve ever have a date?
Q: What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
Q: What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th?
Q: If your aunt ran off to get married, what would you call her?
I don't see my ex-girlfriend that much . . . thanks to the U.S. Department of Justice.
Do you want to play doctor? That'll be five hundred dollars.
I had a good time tonight. I'd love to see you again in six to eight months with good behavior.
Did you enjoy the compilation of Valentine's Day jokes above?
"Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand." - Anonymous
"I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox!" - Woody Allen
"The great question, which I have not been able to answer is, 'What does a woman want?'" - Sigmund Freud
"Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience." - Samuel Johnson
"An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her." - Source Unknown
We hope you enjoy these Valentine's Day jokes!
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