Funny Valentine's Day Jokes - Bring Some Humor to this Day of Love

Are you looking for some funny Valentine's Day jokes to inject some humor into this special day?

Valentine's Day is a day that many couples look forward to throughout the year. It is a time to celebrate love and life. Couples take pride in showing their love toward one another in creative and thoughtful ways.

Valentine's Day does not always have to be serious, though. Plenty of people like to have a handful of Valentine's Day jokes to throw around. Here are some Valentine's Day jokes that we found on several websites that you can use this Valentine's Day. We hope they help provide the humor that you are seeking.

Q: What did the light bulb say to the switch?
A: You turn me on.

Q: What would you get if you crossed Odie with the God of love?
A: A stupid cupid!

Q: What is a vampire's sweetheart called?
A: His ghoul-friend.

Q: What happens when you fall in love with a French chef?
A: You get buttered up.

Q: What travels around the world but stays in one corner?
A: A stamp.

Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope?
A: I'm stuck on you.

Q: What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
A: Stick with me and we'll go places!

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?
Hog and kisses!

Q: What did one snake say to the other snake?
A: Give me a little hug and a hiss, honey.

Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?
A: Forget-me-nuts.

Q: What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
A: Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?

Q: Why did the banana go out with the prune?
A: Because it couldn't get a date.

Q: Did Adam and Eve ever have a date?
A: No, but they had an Apple.

Q: What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
A: I find you very attractive.

Q: What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th?
A: I only have eyes for ewe, dear

Q: If your aunt ran off to get married, what would you call her?
A: Antelope. (Aunt elope)

I don't see my ex-girlfriend that much . . . thanks to the U.S. Department of Justice.

Do you want to play doctor? That'll be five hundred dollars.

I had a good time tonight. I'd love to see you again in six to eight months with good behavior.

Knock knock!
Who's there?
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to be your valentine! (sure would like. . . )

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Olive who?
Olive you! (I love you. . . )

Did you enjoy the compilation of Valentine's Day jokes above?

Here are a few quotes that talk about love which you could write in a Valentine's Day card as a Valentine's Day joke.

"Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand." - Anonymous

"I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox!" - Woody Allen

"The great question, which I have not been able to answer is, 'What does a woman want?'" - Sigmund Freud

"Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience." - Samuel Johnson

"An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her." - Source Unknown

We hope you enjoy these Valentine's Day jokes!

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