Funny Valentine's Day Poems - Love Poetry with a Touch of Humor

If you are looking for cute and funny Valentine's Day poems, look no further, as here is a compilation of humorous love poetry that you can use this Valentine's Day for your sweet valentine.

You can memorize a poem and recite it to your lover, or you can pen it on a card. Have fun with these original funny Valentine's Day poems which we have written, and Happy Valentine's Day!

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I must be crazy,
Because I think I'm in love with you!

On Valentine's Day I thought I'd take the time to say
You're the sweetest thing that's come my way.
Your lovely eyes, your lips, your excellent body,
Even without my glasses you're such a "hottie".

Now don't blush, you know it's true.
Out of all humanity, I'm glad I've got you.
From this day for forevermore,
I promise not to kick you out the door!

Twinkle twinkle little star.
What an incredible valentine you are.
I love you more than words can say.
I love you more every day.
More than chocolate, more than money.
You are my ultimate, favorite, spectacular honey.
I promise to hug and kiss you, you sweet, sweet thing.
I might even surprise you and sing.
A song about love and romance and bliss.
And for that I'd like a sweet, simple kiss.
Happy Valentine's Day to you from me.
I hope happy we'll forever be.

Here are more funny Valentine's Day poems.

I must be high on Cupid's favorite list.
Because his arrow shot straight through your heart but it could have missed.
I feel your love for me and I am filled to the top with love for you.
This romance will see us through and through.

It's Valentine's Day! What should we do?
Go out? Stay in? Play peek-a-boo?
See, our love makes me feel like a kid in love.
Laughing, skipping, blushing all over the place.
When you kiss me, my stomach tingles and my cheeks get red.
I go weak in the knees and dizzy in my head.
Romance, romance is stealing the show.
Love is center stage ready to take a bow.
Oh lover, lover, it's Valentine's Day! What should we do?
Let's walk hand and hand all the way to the store.
Let's buy chocolates and milk and each other adore.
I love you. I love you. I can't say it enough and I really mean what I say.
Happy Valentine's Day my gorgeous, fabulous, lady!

Do you like any of the above funny Valentine's Day poems? There are more below.

Hello, hello? Valentine? Are you there?
I've been praying for just the perfect mate.
It's been awhile and I just don't want to wait.
My heart is bursting with love for a valentine so sweet.
My thoughts are consumed with thoughts of when we meet.
Will you be tall, short, blond hair, or blue eyes?
Will you light up my night like fireflies?
Hello, hello? Valentine? Are you there?
Oh, it's the pizza deliveryman at the door.
Guess I'll have me some pizza and maybe more..

the right funny Valentine's Day poem can bring some laughter while expressing your love at the same time..

One, two, three, four,
It's Valentine's Day and I want to score.
Chocolates, flowers, romance, and wine.
An exquisite dinner would also be fine.
Don't worry about the money, my dear.
I am well worth the investment so do not fear.
Five, six, seven, yes, eight.
Don't be late for our date.
It's Valentine's Day, so let's celebrate.
It's been a whole year I've had to wait!

We hope you enjoy the above funny Valentine's Day poems which we have written.

Why not try your hand at writing your own funny Valentine's Day poem? It will be fun!

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