Funny 50th Birthday Quotes and Sayings - Celebrating Fifty Years with Humor

Looking for some funny 50th birthday quotes and sayings?

Here are some ideas and inspiration to get you going.

To most, turning fifty is like starting to go down the hill; on the other hand, some people take this very seriously and spend a lot of time thinking about what they wanted to achieve and never did, or that amazing tour they wanted to take and never had the money.

So, the best advice to you is to cheer them up with some funny quotations about turning 50 years old, then celebrate the birthday by doing something a little crazy.

Here are some funny 50th birthday quotes and sayings.

"Looking fifty is great - if you're sixty." - Joan Rivers.

"Happy 20th anniversary of your 30th Birthday." - Unknown

"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle." - Unknown

"She was a handsome woman of forty-five and would remain so for many years." - Anita Brookner

"Nature gives you the face you have at twenty, but it's up to you to merit the face you have at fifty." - Coco Chanel

"Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else." - Unknown

"The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life." - Muhammad Ali (this is not so much a funny 50th birthday quote, but a truly philosophical one, isn't it?)

"The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down." - T.S. Eliot

"You take all of the experience and judgment of men over 50 out of the world and there wouldn't be enough left to run it." - Henry Ford

"Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age." - French Proverb

"After a man is 50, you can fool him by saying he is smart, but you can't fool him by saying he's pretty." - E.W. House (that's a funny 50th birthday quote!)

"God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference." - Unknown (another humorous 50th birthday quote!)

"Fifty! Now is the time to make your mark on the world - explore the Antarctic or become an astronaut. Make your mind up to take on exciting new challenges - straight after your afternoon nap." - Unknown

"Happy 50th Birthday and by now you'll know: There is still no cure for the common birthday and you'll also be aware that reaching another birthday is much better than the alternative." - Unknown

"There are numerous advantages in being fifty, just ask any eighty year old!" - Unknown (a funny 50th birthday quote that is also very true.)

"At fifty you've accumulated the knowledge and wisdom of half a century. This would be a tremendous asset if only darned senility hadn't wiped your memory bank." - Unknown

"The only way to relieve the frustration of being fifty-something is to constantly seek new ways of irritating the young. Fortunately in old age, you develop the ability to do this naturally in every single thing you do or say." - Unknown

Enjoyed these funny 50th birthday quotes and sayings?

Choose the funny quotation that made you laugh from the bottom of your belly, that will surely get a great chuckle or at least a smile and, who knows, maybe you would even get a good old laugh.

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