Retirement Teacher Humor - Funny Quotes about Teaching and Retiring

Do you need some ideas and inspiration for retirement teacher humor?

If you know a teacher who is retiring, you might be looking for a funny way to tell him how much he will be missed. If it's not your style to get choked up and start to cry when you're saying goodbye to a much loved teacher, then you may want to find some great funny quotes for your retiring teacher.

There are those teacher quotes that are very funny and that can be used to bring across retirement teacher humor. Some such expressions of retirement teacher humor are compiled below.

• "Teacher's Retirement Motto: I Used to Teach. Now I Have No Class." - Unknown
  
  
• "Successful teachers are effective in spite of the psychological theories they suffer under." - Anonymous
  
  
• "Those who can - do. Those who can't - teach." - H. L. Mencken
  
  
• "Teaching is the greatest act of optimism." - Colleen Wilcox
  a funny piece of retirement teacher humor, indeed!
  
  
• "Retirement: It's nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese." - Gene Perret
  
  
• "The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before your boss does." - Unknown
  
  
• "There are three things to remember when teaching: know your stuff; know whom you are stuffing; and then stuff them elegantly." - Lola May
  
  
• "The teacher should make a concerted effort never to lose his temper in the presence of the class. If a man, he may take refuge in profane soliloquies. If a woman, she may follow the example of one sweet-faced tranquil girl who went out in the yard and gnawed a post." - William Lyon Phelps
  
  
• "Old teachers never die; they just grade away." - Anonymous
  
  
• "Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years." - Gracie Allen
  
  
• "It is time I stepped aside for a less experienced and less able man." - Scott Elledge
  
  
• "A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep." - W.H. Auden
  
  
• "I have never liked working. To me a job is an invasion of privacy." - Danny McGorty
  
  
• "The splendid thing about education is that everyone wants it. Like influenza, you can give it away without losing any of it yourself." - Evelyn Waugh
  
  
• "I'm not just retiring from the company; I'm also retiring from my stress, my commute, my alarm clock, and my iron." - Hartman Jule
  
  
• "The challenge of retirement is how to spend time without spending money." - Anonymous

While these aren't the only funny teacher quotes out there, they should give you a good start toward expressing retirement teacher humor. Have a good time, and have a good laugh!

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